<p><strong>Me:</strong> <em>Tell me oh wise and Sage Leafhopper, why do you bother my plants so?</em> <strong>Leafhopper:</strong> <em>Why? Why you ask? You silly giant, I am hungry of course. What other reason do I need?</em> <strong>Me:</strong> * <em>Sigh</em> * <em>Yes, but why do you have to eat MY plants when there are so many others to choose from?</em></p>